so last night's sexy party was a great success. everyone enjoyed themselves immensely. made up some buffalo burgers. my pool actually got used for some swimming. I got lit, thanks in part to some stiff screwdrivers, and the pitcher of booze kelly mixed up. RSA SecureID security tokens are remarkably resilient to pool water. there was concern for the well being of the "trash can guy" as he clearly decided to enjoy himself to the point of excess. two chicks making out on your lap in the pool is every bit as awesome as you would think it to be. jose's strategy to wear a bikini top made him some new friends. I have enough beer in the fridge to supply a whole new party. the only real casualties were one glass bottle which shattered on the kitchen floor, an over enthusiastic flusher who broke the down stairs toilet flush arm, and one guy who threw up and then passed out in a trash can. and thanks to the people who decided to clean up a bit before going home, the aftermath abatement consisted of making the kitchen not sticky, cleaning up the missed bits of glass on the floor, and gathering up the last remaining cups, bottles, and towels which were scattered about.